Monthly Archives: November 2014

VISIT MY BOOTH AT DELRAY BEACH ART FESTIVAL THIS WEEKEND!

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This and many other fine pieces that you see on this site will be on sale at my BOOTH No 136 during the Downtown Delray Beach Thanksgiving Weekend Art Festival.
NE 4th Avenue and Atlantic Avenue – Delray Beach FL, 10 am – 5 pm

Hope to see you this weekend!

 

Guest blogger who never speaks: stoned since birth

This is awesome, read it!

Standing Ovation, Seated

I am delighted to introduce Signor Facepalmo from Siena, Italy. He agreed to share his observations about people and art, even though it is sitting and not speaking in front of large audiences that is his forte. Over to him!


Kids call me the Super FacepalMan.

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I have not always been like this.

You know my cousin, The Thinker, don’t you?

rodin-thinkerI was more like him, with my fist supporting my head, deep in thought. That is, until some ten years ago. Oh, the happy days… Thinking in sync with the Thinker, not caring about humans watching us as long as they didn’t invade our personal space.

Yes, we also want to have a safety bubble around us.

More specifically:

Please.
Don’t.
Touch.
The genitals!

It is the worst. I hate it when a good-for-nothing chic or yob wows how cold my marble pebbles are. I can say “cold dick” in…

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WOMEN ARE TO BLAME!

You’d never have thought how wicked Renaissance art could be. This is a delightful read – well worth your time!

Standing Ovation, Seated

For thousands of years men have prided themselves on being stronger, smarter, and generally better than women, created as a necessity for the reproduction of men by a man with a big gray beard whose difference from other men was his ability to make men without the help of a woman.

Don’t re-read this sentence. You can’t find logic in the deeds of someone who’s officially inscrutable. The same gray-bearded guy made men’s life expectancy shorter than women’s, so that women would realise, posthumously, how valuable men were in their lives, and pass the revelation on to other women.

Fair or not, it had worked perfectly until the 1970s, when something went wrong.

We failed God’s design, again.

And again, the feminist kind of women were to blame!

Just like the very first time, when Eve decided to act without talking to Adam first.

A Renaissance artist of the 15th century from Siena can provide…

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