Guest blogger who never speaks: stoned since birth

This is awesome, read it!

Standing Ovation, Seated

I am delighted to introduce Signor Facepalmo from Siena, Italy. He agreed to share his observations about people and art, even though it is sitting and not speaking in front of large audiences that is his forte. Over to him!


Kids call me the Super FacepalMan.

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I have not always been like this.

You know my cousin, The Thinker, don’t you?

rodin-thinkerI was more like him, with my fist supporting my head, deep in thought. That is, until some ten years ago. Oh, the happy days… Thinking in sync with the Thinker, not caring about humans watching us as long as they didn’t invade our personal space.

Yes, we also want to have a safety bubble around us.

More specifically:

Please.
Don’t.
Touch.
The genitals!

It is the worst. I hate it when a good-for-nothing chic or yob wows how cold my marble pebbles are. I can say “cold dick” in…

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One thought on “Guest blogger who never speaks: stoned since birth

  1. Tom Ward \(Personal\)

    Boryana, as always, Thank You. Invariably you send emails that are interesting and thought provoking.

    All the best,

    Tom

    Reply

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